A rare example of everyone at Everton pointing in the same direction

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The last time Everton were relegated was an awfully long time ago. When it did, back in 1951, they went down in style, their fate sealed with a 6-0 defeat at Sheffield Wednesday, and the big paper, the Big Paper, commented: “To abuse Everton at this stage,” wrote the legendary Donny Davies, “would be too much like rounding up a person badly affected by a street accident and lecturing him on the folly of walking in the street. The gravity of the disaster protects the victim.” Today’s Toffees aren’t quite in that state yet, but affairs at Goodison Park have escalated enough that it seems only right that Football Daily takes a similarly sympathetic view of Donny all those years ago. Evertonians have already suffered enough.

In the last 48 hours, Everton have: sacked their manager; told no one; put oneself up for sale; told everyone about the manager thing; slammed a contract down in front of Arnaut Danjuma before nibbling on a gay; idly thought of starting a search for a new manager while smoking the fagot; popped back in to see Danjuma, only to discover an empty office, chairs spinning and the window cracked open through which a person of similar build to Danjuma could be seen arriving in a taxi to Lime Street; eventually began searching for a new manager; asked the first person on their list, Marcelo Bielsa, if he fancied the concert; told by Bielsa that he will consider it if they buy a few players who can run; chased Anthony Gordon around in the hope of getting some ready money; and insisted they were not for sale. Hey, they’re out of the cup and haven’t had a game for almost a fortnight, they’ve got to do something to kill the time.

Even if we boil it all down to the bare bones, we have no idea what is going on or what Everton are trying to achieve. There is a reasonable chance that this also applies to Everton themselves. In an envelope-pushing film that did away with cinema’s 180-degree rule – and was apparently made last week – owner Farhad Moshiri and Jazz Bal, chairman of the Everton Fan Advisory Board, discussed much of the above while both looking to the right , as if Moshiri was sitting behind Bal in the bus. All very strange, although at least it was a rare occasion this season where everyone at Everton was pointing in the same direction.

The actual content of the interview was somewhat less interesting than its curious camera setup, with Moshiri insisting the club is not on the market, but new investment could nevertheless be ahoy. The latter is potentially good news as Everton need to bring in some keen players if they are to lure Bielsa to the club, but with the transfer window closing in six days they better get going. There’s also no guarantee they’d spend any new funds wisely: earlier on TalkSport, Mr 25% Kia Joorabchian revealed they were offered Bruno Guimarães for £16m, only to spend £25m on Jean-Philippe Gbamin instead. Oh God. But at least there is still a way out of this and hope remains. Big week is approaching. If the last few days are anything to go by, it could be extremely long as well.


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